Change it to a "not leaving the EU (for now)" party?

Turn up the heating and do yoga. 

Toga party.  It’s the only thing you can do at short notice.

Toga yoga

Hang on, isn't that a Can album? 

Heh!

Mrs B thinks we should do a Gammon party. 

Lots of British booze, dress like a Gammon aunt, fish and chips etc.

Im minded to agree 

Only fools on the TV. Fry ups. Carling. Lovely. 

Gammon and proud.

Id take that (carling aside) as a great way to live your life  Bentz

Chas & Dave on the radio. Copy of the currant bun open on the racing pages.

Pint glasses in the freezer.

Isn't cold beer glasses a trendy thing?

You’d need to check with Chambo on that one m7.

Take some lego along to represent Denmark.  Maybe some bacon.

Frosted beer glasses in the freezer is an American thing. Warm beer with twigs in it is English.

I am becoming more American by the day.

Take an ABBA album and arrive in a Saab to represent Denmark.  While pretending you are Ryanair.

"I am becoming more American by the day"

No you're not. You're a grumpy Yorkshireman. Stop trying to be cool.

Introduce some sort of early Eurovision twist?

Few tweaks re: Israel and Oz and you're sorted.

Remember to be FABULOUS throughout, obv.

3-Ducks my friend, I lived over there for years, both my adult kids live and work there now and are US Citizens. I go there all the time.

A pompous Hampshire man with a minor public school education I don't need to bother with too much.