Seconded

Ok, today's challenge is to get yourself inseminated by a builder called Dave.  Fettes only ofc,

Dave may, or may not be, Wang's m6.

Did I ever tell u about my m6 dave who's neighbour came round to take his nipper on a playdate with hers (it having been arranged by his mrs).  he recognised this neighbour.  he had last seen her several years ago on his gap yah as he legged it from a cheap hotel in oz when she'd come out of the bathroom wearing a massive strapper and asking if she could "do him"...

ha! 

I don't like how this thread progressed

Pathos :-|

Aren’t all your straight men now into being “pegged”: isn’t it a thin now in our gender fluid times? 

I don't know by your use of the word "your" how many you are assigning to me (without calling my banners), but it's probably just dave and he's a no.  to quote dave directly on the strap on incident "i like a bit of sex dont get me wrong but pooing is one of my favourite passtimes and I am not going to jeapordise that even if she has had her boobs done"...

Wang - is M6 Dave able to poo at work?  I have never been able to bring myself to do this.

What do you do - shove a cork up your bottom until you get back home?

Also bog paper at work is free (or if it isn’t you really are in the wrong job).

Dave actually designed a programme (these days it would be an app) where you could set it running and work out how much work had paid you for your regular 1030

Wouldn’t a calculator do just as well?

lawyers doing maths?

lol

u'll be telling me u read caselaw next