Are we talking of a film with someone grazing on the flappy bits?

sounds like the kebab guy is a total dick, no matter what his misguided sense of moral superiority is.

Eating kebabs is one of the finest things a man can do with his evening.

If my girlfriend would allow it I would eat a kebab every day

Yes, saw that one. Top kebap content.

I have a friend who will have a few beers in the afternoon just so he can enjoy a kebab (because they’re disgusting sober).

It’s an interesting method but I kind of admire it

The vegans were foolish. 

Never was the phrase 'just ignore him' more appropriate. 

He did it to get a rise out of them and the best counterpunch would have been to deny him that. 

Ah well.

he looked so fooking smug I sided with them

they should have brought out some pictures of animals in slaughterhouses at various stages of dismemberment

I was disappointed by the lack of pita, salad and messy sauce.  He really just seemed to be eating some meat on a stick.

it looked as thought it might have come from a kebab house tho

• I was hoping this was a thread by Laz about rug munching.

heh diceman you’re such a gammon stereotype