risky?

risky???

certainly cheaper than the savoy, may be worth a shot, what do we think?

sounds good tbf, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with V-day at Spoons if you’re on a budget

some women are surprisingly proud and if of limited financial means don’t want you to pay for flash stuff to treat them 

There must be a surgeon, orthodontist or eminent KC who's single and up for a date.

I'll be there! Will ask for the other half of the meal be packed up for takeaway.

risky gets the meal for two and eats it all, once in the persona of himself, and once as his fakewife.