As opposed to on your face whilst you sleep?

You can’t.

What he said.  Look forward to weeks of carcass stench as the poor rodents undergo putrefaction under your floorboards...

Those that don’t seek out the warmth and darkness of your wardrobe obviously.

Clergham - sorry to say that mice are immune to most poisons (unless you get the "for farmers only" stuff that even Rentokil are not allowed to dispense).

this is why I have a garment rail

... so you're likely just feeding them.

I bought this online at the recomms of our own dogwarden!

Oh, then you should be golden, you murderous hag.

look they ate TWO FULL SIZED LINDT BUNNIES

I came into the kitchen and the little bells were all *sad tinkle*