TORY LANDSLIDE CONFIRMED: A TRIUMPH FOR BRAVE BORIS!!!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST:

VICTORY!!!

AND NOW THAT I'VE BEATEN EVERYONE ELSE TO IT I BETTER CHECK THE EXIT POLL TO SEE HOW ENORMOUS THE TORY LANDSLIDE ACTUALLY IS!

FIRST WE PASS THE SURRENDER DEAL - SO CALLED BECAUSE THE PATHETIC EUROPEANS CAPITULATED IN SHORT ORDER TO BRAVE BORIS'S DEMANDS FOR A BORDER IN THE IRISH SEA - AND THEN WE DICTATE THE TERMS OF THE FREE TRADE DEAL!!!

At least after 31 Jan BREXIT will be put back in the toy box and forgotten

YES, BECAUSE BY THEN WE HAVE GOT BREXIT DONE!

BECAUSE ITS OVEN READY SO WE JUST NEED TO PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE!

WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT: WE WON!

THE SUNLIT UPLANDS ARE AS GOOD AS OURS AND WE ARE NOW GOING TO DICTATE TERMS TO THE PATHETIC EUROPEANS, COWERING AS THEY ARE IN THE FACE OF BRAVE BORIS'S EPIC VICTORY!

NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO SEE WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE!!!