These two - state of them

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-46928095/brexit-protests-testing-the-a…

tells you everything you need to know about the Brexit debate. 

In the blue corner, Dave Fartpants with a top hat on. In the red corner, Colin Psychosis. 

I accept politics is a spectrum, and they know a fair bit about being on the spectrum. They are so far opposed that neither represents anybody but themselves.  Plot their positions and they are so polarised that they are in fact coming round on the parabola to touch each other (which they no doubt do in their spare time). 

Christ, we've even created an opportunity for people like this to get attention.

We should just drop a really big thermo nuclear device on Westminster and encase it all in glass.

how the fcuk do they have the time to hang about outside parliament all day?

did a polish take their job because they're english and always bunking off to protest some boring old shitt? 

(also, FWIW, I've seen that guy in the background of news shots and he's not overly distracting from the carefully regurgitated press releases that pass for news these days)

The UK has somehow excluded normal, well-educated non-nutcases from politics.  

Almost all MPs are people whom you would avoid like the plague in social life.  

There's a great picture which sums up the class divide over this. Some arrogant Remainer clown in a top hat patronising some poor Brexiteering working man in his woolly hat. Iconic.

 

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Politics? Full of parodies?

Don't be silly. You'll be trying to tell me Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott are on the opposition Front Bench next or that Jacob Rees-Mogg has got involved?!

That would be patently ridiculous!