Solicitors don't actually create anything, do they?

What a gash career. 

Take that back. We create all sorts of things. We're very creative. Sometimes I go to galleries and I think nice brushwork Claude but it's just a painting isn't it. You haven't applied the subtle art of persuasion and spun the tears of women and children into gold thread &c. Where is your month end billing even at?

Guise - you just realised that? 

Lawyers don't create anything...of value. Unless they are drafting law or setting case precedents. That is probably covered by 20% (?) of those on the roll.