get fukt

Nap

Heh. I knew this would hook Laz in. How's Wigan in the sunshine, lad?

Na rugby is on

Y, I will be giving all my pints the solemn respect they deserve. 

Careful, abstaining from unhealthy habits, exercising, and generally looking after oneself is considered right wing nowadays. 

If by "sober" you mean not getting inebriated, then I'm all in. If you are going for the modish puritanical definition of being teetotal, then what Laz said.

As the Dutch say

‘Oop ja boom’

heh @ barry

yeah after all, the right is noted for how many lean healthy super athletes count among its number

it’s not remotely all fat cholesterol bombs like trump or drug addicts like the proud boys. no

Most of the alt right involuntarily abstain from sex tbf laz 

Barry has for years 

What about Barry's mum and her sticky cuddle?

Drytober starts now. 

17 hrs in, and my skin feels clearer. I've got better focus and can now play the saxophone. 

Yes but I've already done sober January to September. 

These days I look upon people who drink alcohol with a mixture of pity and contempt. 

Day 4.  My skin is clear and appetite is increasing (I ate 12 apples for breakfast, and 4 5Guys burgers for lunch).  I can no-longer play saxophone, but can hum any song in esperanto.  

I am on Day 109 of no booze.

No way I love wine and beer

Might have a banana liquour tonight

How do you identify a true alcoholic?

anyone who is looking forward to banana liqueur.

Do you use it in pina coladas?

I had no alcohol whatsoever yesterday. 

Banana liqueur is lovely

I am pretty sure alcoholics don't just have one banana liqueur also

Barry always stays sober. Just don't accept a drink off him if in his taxi...

I had a glass of wine on Sunday.

I had a mango lassi on Monday.

I had a zero alcohol Stella yesterday.

Nope. I (briefly) considered it but then realised I had a couple of really dull work events to get through and thought fvck doing that sober for a game of soldiers.. Am on a health kick that involves early morning exercise most days though so drinking very little. 

Is this a poem? 

Judy - do you feel better for being off the booze?

Shit I’ve done this by accident 

will have a pint 

I can only remind anyone thinking of doing this that they can always call Alcoholics Unanimous, who will be able to advise you as ever that if you’re ever worried whether or not you should have a drink it’s quite alright to have one, as plenty of others are at that precise moment. Cheers. 

Wot Laz sed

These days I drink Sober Carpenter if I fancy a beer:

Sober Carpenter Non-Alcoholic Craft Beer

what kind of c u n t doesn’t like banana liqueur

The same one which (?) does not like pineapple infused rum.

They're nothing alike!

Donny - yes.  

I sleep like an absolute baby and find that I have so much more time as I get up earlier and so get more done.

Sometimes though it does mask how dull certain events can be without a glass of fizz.

 Every time I make a rum, girl you turn around and cry

I ask myself, why, oh why? See you must understand

I can't drink a pint or five, so I'll be gone 'til November...

This thread makes me fancy a pint 

a pint of milk, presumably?