I am obsessed with not conducting satanic rituals.  Saves on the candles and the chalk.

I have so many obsessions :(

One that usually gets me dumped is that when I go big shopping for groceries i take a list.  I do not deviate from that list even if I see something and realize I need it.

Tecco - why not take a pen, add it to the list then TADA! 

Yeah you’d think wouldn’t you.  OCD doesn’t work like that.

fair enough, just trying to help./ 

Wang... these are scented girly candles that I have on all day in my office :)

Scented with the blood of virgins ready for your animal sacrificial rites?  You monster.

I am obsessed with not conducting satanic rituals

Where’s the fun in that?! 

Keeping the new quartz worktop in my kitchen silky smooth and shiny.  It makes me want to throttle Mr GHF when he doesn't wipe it down after he has cooked. 

House plants. 

Lots of them.

All you candleheads, do not buy an air particulate monitor.

Wang... these are scented girly candles that I have on all day in my office :)

That's what Aleister Crowley said

I work on the basis that the quality of my day at work is related to the attractiveness of the people I see on the way to work.  Didn't see anyone particularly attractive this morning and my day is proving to be equally mediocre.

chill... they are beeswax

Am surprised that lit candles in an office setting would meet health and safety standards ...

I wfh PP... it meets my H&S standards...

This is a rather pathetic tale.

I obsess over whether the tyres on our car need inflating. I never gave this issue a second thought until I started driving Young Gwenners to Wiltshire and Oxford for hospital appointments every week or so. My OH used to do 95% of the driving and all the tyre pressure checking but now he is too ill to do either.

My father indulges my obsession and has taught me to use a very convenient tyre inflation gadget that plugs into the cigarette lighter but I HAVE BROKEN THE CIGARETTE LIGHTER. Aagh! Off to grapple with the tyre thing at the garage (which no doubt I will mess up).

Looks like I've killed this.

It’s past six on a Friday night a week before Easter.  You could post pics of your boobs and still wouldn’t get a reaction, everyone is off getting twotted 

At least you are there Tecco m4

Always here for I m66

Obsessed with saving the corks from every bottle of wine we drink.  Keep ‘em in a little copper box.  God knows why.

Off to Oxford with YG today AND THE TYRE PRESSURES HAVEN'T BEEN CHECKED FOR 2 WEEKS!!@*!

DS I suppose you could use your cork collection to create some sort of 3D collage ...

Collage not really my main discipline.  

Now décolletage ……. 

So when you go up flights of stairs, you generally have a few steps then a newell post attached to the handrail, then a few steps and repeat ad nauseum.

The foot which has the instep facing the post always has to be on the step on which the post is placed. I will actively switch feet on the way up each time to achieve this. 

Which is fine because this is a totally normal thing to do

I obsessively check how many miles I have done on my iPhone and if I don't get my 5 miles, in I walk up and down the road.