Signalling problems at Retford fuck up the entire east coast

As far north as Dundee

It's fooking madness

How come the terrorists haven't prevailed yet? They really mustn't be trying very hard.

Its not just a bit of flooding in Dawlish, more like no train line at all, its now somewhere in the English Channel. They should build one further inland, though the environmentalists would be up in arms about that no doubt.