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Serious celeb crushes
Penelope Pitstop 15 May 23 11:47
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Not just where you just think they're hot but ones where you'd actually want to be with them all the time and why.

Me - James O'Brien. Would marry him tomorrow if I could. Oh his voice and wit and putting down of idiots. You?

I'd assumed James O'Brien was an utter bellend purely because he presents on LBC.  Then I heard him on the What The fook Is Going On and realised I'd got that completely wrong.

James OB is good, although he can be a tad long-winded and rather keen on the sound of his own voice at times.

I try and make a conscious effort not to listen to him, as since he’s a solid centrist dad there’s relatively little that he says that challenges your preconceptions, and whilst it’s always fun to shoot silly brexiteers in a barrel at close range, it’s not the sort of stuff that expands your horizons. 

My celeb crush this week is Gemma Arterton. Pls can this be arranged.

Chxthx

Noel Fielding. He understands the importance of having a varied collection of knitwear.  And why does everyone go on about Paul Hollywood's eyes? Noel's eyes are way more Rasputiny.

JB can patronise me any time he likes, except he wouldn't as he's married and a dad and super lovely. I can't think of another time I started fancied someone from their voice only with no idea of what they looked like. If I could put him in a machine and duplicate him I'd have me my perfect mate.

Well I watched the Worricker trilogy over the weekend and so it's Rachel Weisz today. Other times it's Emily Blunt, and Alexandra Daddario (her lockdown Insta was very enjoyable).

Frances from Gardener's World. 

Rachel Riley is, admittedly, astonishingly gorgeous.

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I DENY THAT HELEN WHATELEY IS AN ATTRACTIVE LADY.

There you see I just did it.

She looks like an emaciated posh girl who would insist on putting rubber gloves on before handling your todger.

And she's a stupid obnoxious Tory and from every interview she's done comes across as weapons grade thick.

Your'e welcome to her sunshine.

She is objectively good looking, how bizarre.

the only question mark is whether you'd get that condescending look she perfected on QT this week when she saw your c0ck.

 

Stood to attention every time Ash Sarkar spoke. Fiona told him multiple times it wasn't his turn, regardless of how red and shiny he got, and there was no need to aggressively roll down his roll neck pick jumper

Benj, I too watched some Worricker at the weekend.

La Weisz: would you like me to "thank" you.

Knee-high: I think I'd die if you "thanked" me.

I would have been willing to take that risk TBF

 

I couldn’t possibly imagine taking a view on whether a celebrity looks like someone I could be with long term.

I suppose Angela White looks like a fun life partner

He's not a bully. He takes people on when they are trying to argue things that make no sense and asks them to explain their views. Often they can't and he points that out. Swoon.

Paola Hermosin. It started all very innocently. I became attracted on a cerebral level. A shared love of Spanish guitar. My faltering GCSE Spanish may have put me at a slight disadvantage. 

Some years ago, while traveling with my mum, I thought we could bond culturally over Baby Cobra by this up and coming Asian comic I'd heard about called Ali Wong.  So I put it the laptop and we watched it together. 

This was a terrible terrible error.  She sat transfixed (not in a good way) with her fingers wrapped around the laptop like claws, as Ali went through various sodomy related material. I tried to liberate my laptop from her manic grip and switch to, I dunno, a documentary on Buddhist theology, or sth but she couldn't let go and kept muttering, "She's so rude...l"

DEspérate, I texted my siblings explaining the situation and asked them to call her and distract her with anodyne chat about plants etc so I could shut the laptop, but they were like "Nah, you made your bed etc". aunts.

Using the original criteria of someone with whom you’d want to spend time, it would have to be Her Royal Highness the Princess of Wales. She seems to be a properly warm and lovely person. And if a chap could indulge in a little ‘lays majesty’ then so be it.

Also, I suspect Rachel Riley ( the only alternative to Kate) would be a little too spikily intelligent for me.

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