Moi although I've been on a couple of dates with a lady who has something of the Rachael Stirling about her so will see what happens.

Judo

Am down for another KBFC do shortly though, so you never know, I might become the second Mrs Gove.

For the record, I am also.

...form an orderly queue

heh@Judy

you know that sort of comment puts off 99.9% of adult males?

sorry, adults

obv most sane women will find Gove repellent 

Judo on the pull down KFC

I think Mccy Ds attracts a more refined clientele

I am not really fussed about putting off 99.9 per cent of the RoF male, TBH, no offence.

The next Gove spouse? Think you need to identity as male for that, non?

Speaking serously, I think that it's really a great shame that his sexuality held him back actually.  I am glad in that regard, we are now more enlightened.  

he is definitely up for either 

I am joking about Michael Gove.

Gove Is All Around.

You Get What You Gove

Sails are you hoping she’ll give you the Elbow?

Apparently this time of year is known as “cuffing season”.

It’s not as much fun as it sounds, though. 

Raises hand. 

What is ‘cuffing’?

Cuffing is when you become “cuffed” or attached to someone romantically for a period of time. Usually Oct-Mar winter months.

Shame, I had a whole other definition in mind.

I'm not 'shopping' for a relationship. I'm browsing, looking around. If I see a bargain, I've got the money.

Jesus

Loving the fact that this thread got to attitudes toward restraint before anything as dull as a/s/l

Doffing my proverbial to you TSB.

Short term only, yes

Cuffing is winter warmer in old money?

Not even sure if LA is quoting Brent deliberately or subconsciously there tbh 

That's a metaphor... I'd never pay for it 

Racheal Stirling, Sails?  You could also try Rachael Stevens of S club - fairly newly divorced, far from impoverished and no doubt poised to coin it in from their upcoming reunion tour.

I have always been in love with Ms. Stevens and would love to have an S Club party.

Hasn't she been on the pies sInce her s club days?

Cream pies?

Hinge has slowed down as christmas approaches - so annoying

Chin up. You've got a hotbed of action in the making, right here. 

This is the real  single market you want to be joining.

Hello, my name is meh and I'm a singleton.

(Are there biscuits? I heard there were usually biscuits at these sorts of things)

Finger?

I’m throwing my 🔑🔑🗝️ in to the thread .

hasn't fingering gone out of fashion?

I am single but not sure I am "on the market"... can't really be doing with it all nowadays tbh. 

All fisting and daisy-chaining these days.

How old are you Sails?

47 and three quarters.

Can still go for Victoria Beckham then.

If I was going for a Spice Girl it would clearly be Mel C.

Not sure if serious...

Fontaine how old are you?

I'm sure someone did this thread last week..

puts up hand but there's a potential (non mental) suitor

Also a rofer said he's take me out...

waiting

Cuy cuy - 30. Sad times. (My 91 username is to avoid being outed as I’m in a niche practice area). I have given up on 2023 dating and will start afresh in the new year!

"Take you out" in a romantic  way or more of a Cosa Nostra kind of way?  You can't be too careful what with some of the weirdos on here.

30 is prime

Date range 25 to 40!

a lady who has something of the Rachael Stirling about her 

Wowzers. How many w8s above are you punching, sun?!

Zero because I'm actually a bit of a hottie myself.