Jump, you fvckers jump!

I really want to do parkour because it’s so un me 

I don't see why. You have the right temperament. Maybe shed a few ounces, reckon you could boss it. 

I would pay good money to see some epic LAZKOUR fails.  I'll split the youtube revenue with the solicitors benevolent fund

Risky is pretty wild with a rake. 

He’s gonna step on you again

Oh ma gaahd he jumped on the rake from the top turnbuckle. 

Here's the competition

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kvw2BPKjz0&feature=youtu.be

HEH!!

Hehe

heh, the American Office is way underrated over here

So they jumped. Hit the deck. Broke their farkin’ necks.

*bump*