Recruiter Comedy

Recruiter: Hello Sails would you like to be a partner at firm X?  I know a few people left there to go to your firm and they're now rebuilding their team.

Me: You mean the firm that was totally screwed which has been taken over and sounds like a totally miserable place to work based on what I've been told by the people who jumped ship.  Yes of course I'd love to work there...not.