Alcoholics. 

seriously?? does it wash away the clogs?

this must be like how smokers are less porky

"Consumption of alcohol during meals has been postulated to offer more protection against atherosclerotic disease than other drinking patterns."

Get stuck in, everyone!

he must be talking about those stick thin pot bellied jaundiced alcoholics who never eat and only drink. 

no, look above! a drink with every meal

I KNEW my mimosa habit would pay off

Certainly hasn't helped your roffing

One drink with every meal isn't an alcholic.

well it could be if it were compulsive

Depends how many meals you have a day I guess. Also if you're drinking with breakfast every day...

Proper alcoholics who get most of their calories from booze and don’t really eat. 

Aw damnit