When Jar Jar Binks sticks his tongue in the coupling link of Ani's pod racer and his tongur goes numb and he starts talking even more funny is my favourite bit of all of the Star Wars.
I agree that they are gash but I’m watching them all in order and no one is engaging in the key point about how the story should end about 3/4 through TPM.
His Vader turn was inevitable. If he'd brought his ma back to coruscant then he would have become enraged about her licking the paint off a mandalorians helmet on one of the lower levels or something like that.
thx dusty but i’m not asking where it’s from. i’m asking 4 a boomer joke 2 b explained 2 me, being the tender age of only a little over 30 and there4 not having an encyclopaedic knowledge of pre-2005 shit tv
whether the shaft is jackson or roundtree, or brrrap is licking it voraciously, it’s unclear y
the force of law, slavery is legal on Tatooine (and half the other planets of Star Wars) so it would be theft if they just ran off with her instead of buying her and jedi aren't allowed to do that (and no, they wouldn't just do it cause it's the right thing to do because Jedi are emotionless fcuktards who maintain the status quo, not "helpers")
Who TF does not know who Shaft is FFS? This is not a boomer bit of knowledge but rather piece of cultural history - even if you have not see the original film (which I will confess I have not in its entirity) literally everyone on the planet knows the Isaac Hayes theme tune.
Pretty straightforward. Back in those days Padawans were separated from their parents who they would in theory never see again once admitted to the Jedi Order. So why would they spend money or risk danger by rescuing her?
Me Im counting05 Dec 23 12:34 Reply | Report Who TF does not know who Shaft is FFS? This is not a boomer bit of knowledge but rather piece of cultural history - even if you have not see the original film (which I will confess I have not in its entirity) literally everyone on the planet knows the Isaac Hayes theme tune
serge is who, and wodjagonnado bout it?
he’s literally never heard of “the isaac hayes theme tune” and can confirm that from a straw poll no1 under the age of 30 has half a fooking clu wot ur on about
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Cancel yourself.
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When Jar Jar Binks sticks his tongue in the coupling link of Ani's pod racer and his tongur goes numb and he starts talking even more funny is my favourite bit of all of the Star Wars.
I'm chuckling now thinking about it.
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who is the shaft - re pegg quote?
is it the samuel l jackson character film. tho even then i don’t really get the ewoks being like him
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ur a fücking shaft for asking that q if ur srs
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I’m right that this is a massive hole in the plot yeah?
Because he doesn’t turn into Vader if she gets on the ship?
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Those prequels are the dingleberries of SF
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Shaft was Richard Roundtree.
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Oracle, it’s from Spaced. Series 2.
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He’s so punchable
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I agree that they are gash but I’m watching them all in order and no one is engaging in the key point about how the story should end about 3/4 through TPM.
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His Vader turn was inevitable. If he'd brought his ma back to coruscant then he would have become enraged about her licking the paint off a mandalorians helmet on one of the lower levels or something like that.
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thx dusty but i’m not asking where it’s from. i’m asking 4 a boomer joke 2 b explained 2 me, being the tender age of only a little over 30 and there4 not having an encyclopaedic knowledge of pre-2005 shit tv
whether the shaft is jackson or roundtree, or brrrap is licking it voraciously, it’s unclear y
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Return of Moo 04 Dec 23 22:03
Question: When Ani is freed from being a slave and his mother isn’t, why don’t they just bundle her on to the space ship anyway?
What was stopping them?
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the force of law, slavery is legal on Tatooine (and half the other planets of Star Wars) so it would be theft if they just ran off with her instead of buying her and jedi aren't allowed to do that (and no, they wouldn't just do it cause it's the right thing to do because Jedi are emotionless fcuktards who maintain the status quo, not "helpers")
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Explosive tracking chip: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Slave_tracking_device
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Thank you BSOTP! (And Sumo/Rof Royalty)
I can now watch the next 20 hours of film without worrying about this.
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Good knowledge from BSOTP. I prefer my headcanon where Schmi goes full slut on coruscant.
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Right - Attack of the Clones.
How come is it that when someone dies, there’s literally no attempt to save them?
“Oh you just collapsed in my arms - guess you must be DEAD!”
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Why didn't they go to another trader for the parts who would accept republic credits?
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heh at trying to apply logic to made-up fantasy silliness
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although I agree that it's internal logic should be consistent
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Natalie Portman’s norks are really something to (be)hold.
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It's a bit creepy that Portman's character ended up marrying Anikin whom she was babysitting in the first episode.
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Who TF does not know who Shaft is FFS? This is not a boomer bit of knowledge but rather piece of cultural history - even if you have not see the original film (which I will confess I have not in its entirity) literally everyone on the planet knows the Isaac Hayes theme tune.
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Spaced was great, btw.
Babylon 5 was a big pile of sh1t.
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Hawk the Slayer's rubbish
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I hear what you're saying, MIC, but let's watch Krull and discuss it later.
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Pretty straightforward. Back in those days Padawans were separated from their parents who they would in theory never see again once admitted to the Jedi Order. So why would they spend money or risk danger by rescuing her?
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Darth Maul looks like a pervert. I'm probably not allowed to say that. Don't cancel me.
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I have never seen Star Wars
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Krull and Menace both had Neeson in them.
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Krull also had Lysette Anthony in it - quality 80s totty
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serge is who, and wodjagonnado bout it?
he’s literally never heard of “the isaac hayes theme tune” and can confirm that from a straw poll no1 under the age of 30 has half a fooking clu wot ur on about
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LA has Parkinson’s. She was top 80s and 90s totty for sure.
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