50+ !

Are you being open minded or are they all objectively appealing?

Failed, I ploughed my way through people who had already liked me, which saved some time. But yeah. I went through a lot. Wanted to get the like pile down to zero because it was annoying me. Mission accomplished 👍🏼

Nice humblebrag.

Ok. So far he’s funny. So should at least be a decent evening. 

This will not end well.

heh, don't forget to mention to him that you have at least 50 other possible dates as backups. Can only encourage him to his up his game! 

This is next level OCD Meh. 👌

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I can’t manage five at a time.

I actually joke about "completing" tinder. Pretty impressed tbf. Esp in London

I complete it in the north regularly 

Ok. Nice guy. His photos are definitely from a younger time. Good chat. Entertaining. Strong bantz. But no desire to bang him unfortunately.

He also announced towards the end of the evening that he never wanted to have kids and burden the earth with them which would have been a no from me, unless he fell into the crazy hot and bangable but no future category. Tbh I don’t know if my future will involve kids but I’d rather not rule it out completely yet. 

I’m sure you’re gawjus, but don’t guys just swipe right on everyone? Scattergun approach. What I’m saying is, for a girl, having a big pile of likes is probably not that surprising.

Never used tinder, obvs, having been married a decade before smartphones were even a thing, but pretty sure that’s what I’d do.

Blackpill central 

A timely reminder if it were necessary: always. be. closing.

No offence, but when I see your user name, I think of a galaxy sized beaten up beef jerky with a supermassive black hole at its centre.

She's a solid 5/10 btw which is not an insult, it's a compliment. Brown hair. Dark features. Clear skin Not quite Spanish looking, but dunno. Could stand to lose 5lbs. But couldn't we all.

Stop trying to out incel me 

For someone who describes themselves as underwhelming you sure do have an enormous chip on your shoulder to be able to describe Meh like that. 
 

I imagine you describe Kate Moss as ‘A solid 5/10. Looks a bit like an alien with one eye that stares slightly off centre. But I dunno.  Bit of a druggy vibe and could usefully put on 5lbs.’ 
 

All while neither of them would go near you with someone else’s pointy stick. 
 

I said it was a compliment. And it was intended to be a very charitable description. Not everybody can be a 10. There's nothing wrong with being a 5; it's a very solid average rating. It is the very average. You can't get upset because someone says you're not unattractive, you're average. 

If it helps further, she is above average for a qualified lawyer, given the profession's average is below the general average.

I struggle to even have 5 matches.  Can't begin to imagine what it's like talking to 50+ at a time...

Good to be spoiled with options.

You really have zero idea of how offensive that is… or how disgusting it makes you look to put that out there. Do you? 
 

The point is that it is beyond horrendous to rate anyone’s looks in that manner.

Whether you think you’re being charitable or not. 
 

What on earth do you think gives you the right to sit in judgement over others? 

Let alone describe to them as ‘galaxy sized beaten up beef jerky with a supermassive black hole at its centre’.

And then you’ve basically said all women in the entire legal profession are ugly. 
 

Why do you feel the need to demean and degrade your female colleagues? 
 

None of this is a compliment by the way. It’s the very definition of negging. 

Have you tried dating a strawman - you're fond of them, maybe they'll be fond of you too. And then you will be happy. But you don't need a man to be happy, straw or not. You do you.

Anyway, I do apologise then - she is a 10/10 drop dead gorgeous model from Venus. She's like Medusa if Medusa was hot, because looking at her is like looking at something no mortal is meant to experience. Hope this assists.

Again. No one is asking you to be nice. 
 

Just don’t be a complete khunt yeah. 
 

I'd take you out meh. You always seem good craic on here. 

Confident we'd have a nice dinner and if nothing else would have a laugh. 

Currently working between Dubai and London so in both places a lot a present. 

If you use this place for humblebrags then you can only expect a pile-on.

this thread has been giving me a sad because I am definitely too old to date if I end up single again

over the last year I have evolved from older 30s to sexless except for weird fetishists - whither elastin

anyway, I assume underwhelminglyobese is feeling the same way but failing to process his feelings all that constructively

The first part of Underwhelming's name is certainly appropriate.

That's a shame Meh.  Onwards and upwards, hope you find someone really special soon who feels the same way about you.  

If you use this place for humblebrags then you can only expect a pile-on.

*****
 

A woman posting that they have 50+ matches on tinder isn’t a humblebrag.

It’s just what happens to women when they lower their standards and desperately try to convince themselves that there MUST BE a Prince hidden somewhere amongst all these fooking toads. 

A hot friend of mine had 500 matches in one day apparently. She then left as she found it overwhelming.

"Just don’t be a complete khunt yeah."

Also - and, you may want to sit down for this, as I imagine it'll come as something of a shock to a no-mark neanderthal like you, who seems to be under the impression that it's actually his job to comment on women's looks - you could just say nothing at all?

You can never go wrong following Ronan Keating's advice

life is a rollercoaster, u just gotta ride it?

Went out with a medical professional at the top of her profession in her area.  She said she lasted 2 hours on tinder and quickly delisted. 

Medical professionals must come in to contact with scores of new people every day.  She must be pretty unbearable to have to use tinder

Meh is hot - hot chicks get mobbed on Tinder. It must be exhausting. 

She does - but due to her therapeutic area of choice, her patients are mostly above 70yoa and often under anesthesia

Without wishing to state the obvious, Clergs, you are never too old to meet someone new.  I was well into my 40s when I met MJJ.  

Dating is hideous and contrived though.

What the hell is wrong with you tonight
I can't seem to say or do the right thing
Wanted to be sure you're feeling right
Wanted to be sure we want the same thing

She said
I can't believe it
You can't
Possibly mean it
Don't we
All want the same thing
Don't we
Well who said anything about love

No, not love she said
Don't you know that it's different for girls
(Don't give me love)
No, not love she said
Dont you know that it's different for girls
You're all the same

Mama always told me save yourself
Take a little time and find the right girl
Then again don't end up on the shelf
Logical advice gets you in a whirl

I know
A lot of things that
You don't
You wanna here some
She said
Just give me something
Anything
Well give me all you got without love

No, not love she said
Don't you know that it's different for girls
(Don't give me love)
No, not love she said
Don't you know that it's different for girls
You're all the same

Who said anything about love

No, not love she said
Don't you know that it's different for girls
(Don't give me love)
No, not love she said
Dont you know that it's different for girls

No, not love she said
Don't you know that it's different for girls
(Don't give me love)
No, not love she said
Don't you know that it's different for girls

You're all the same
You're all the same
You're all the same
You're all the same