Official Eng vSA thread

Wot wang said

At least do better than the bloody cricket team please.

Go on England!!

We should keep them under 350

FfS Jim, spoilers you *****

Heh!

(famous last words…)

I feel a bit sick

Hooray!

(Hooray for the pen, not for trombo's gutbubbles)

We got de Kock out 2nd ball earlier.

Now i think we're going to win. Which is bad.

Playftse - if you’re watching the rugby they’ve already talked about the cricket hence I thought it fair game.

Better start than I was expecting.

Woohoo

RR - heh, thought the same.

Glad he took the points.

Mitchell faultless so far.

Bloody internet crashed at the maul after the line out. Comes back and it’s a SA penalty with OF apparently messing up. Was it a bad mistake?

He fluffed the kick and several england players were offside

Farrell fluffed a kick which is understandable. Trying to talk his way into a yellow is not. He is such a bellend

Fair enough. Thanks for the catch up

And again. Shut the fook up!

Not sure that went forward when spilled did it?

Forwards deserve better than Farrell and Tuilagi fücking up their turnovers with shithousery.

Farrell is a aunt.

Farrell is officially a complete and utter dickhead.

Wot Wang sed (twice)

Farrell is being a dick

Farrell needs subbing already.

England 6 3 Farrell

A rare aside to highlight wat a cvt farrell is

Very odd decision making by SA. Ignore two easyish kicks and then kick one from your own half.

But it worked.

Arm round the neck?

Good idea. Take 3 points.

What a performance from 14 of the England players so far.

SA offside on kicks a lot.

Tbf he’s kicking well. He’s just being a nob elsewhere.

Jeez, I am gobsmacked how well we’re playing at the moment. The turnovers are astounding.

What a hit.

Josh Lewsey reincarnated for that wallop.

Farrell is the biggest aunt in rugby

England are having a stormer

Come on lads!!

Not sure the neutrals in the crowd are favouring England.

Earl not in the ruck but still gets the penalty

Should be up by more really.

I wasnt feeling excited before the start but I am now!

Same Kimmy.

RR - starting to get some positive vibes you’ll be glad to hear.

Puffing Billy repeats his 2019 feck up, the useless lump of lard.

Wor he said re that tub of guts vunipola

This is scrappy as f

Feels like that sub was a good gamble so far. Libbock was gash

Short line outs very, very rarely work out.

Wasps v Munster all those years ago a notable exception.

Both sides seem to be playing for half time.

The kicking aunt.

As I said, while he’s being a nob elsewhere, OF’s kicking is pretty good.

Pollard should have started.

Maybe quota issues?

Boy that was close. Perfect timing.

Half way there!

Well I will happily take that. Still a maybe...

This is mad, I was sure it would be all over by now. It's the hope that kills you.

I thought we’d be behind by about the score we’re ahead if we played well.

Loving this. We need to start fast though.

SA look very much like they expected to just turn up and win it. Assume a good Rassieing at half time will send a different side out, and we’ll be in trouble. We’re certainly not scoring a try unless it’s a charge down, but reckon 24 points would win it here.

Should be further ahead, which is a big worry.

Farrell is having a blinder. He gets loads of shit from home counties know-alls because he's northern.

That's "chippy northern" thank you

He’s not having a blinder, but he’s doing ok. Some sloppy kicking from hand, but playing a 10 man game effectively. Needs to shut the fook up when talking to the ref too, cost us points.

Never understood why 10s kicking points make people think they’re playing well.

Ford also Northern, but he’s a better 10 in almost every facet of the game.

Does his blinder consist of anything other than placekicking well?

Fair play to England, they have turned up. The intensity from the forwards was awesome, the SA maul in particular has gone nowhere even when they've managed to wheel it.

They haven't really let SA play a single proper phase of rugby yet.