I'd go for something where you get an increase in your input for negligible cost

and a free checking account

have u googled www.a-yep.com

think they also do white goods

I have never had much luck with premium bonds but they are so much more fun!

Gold!  Buy coins tho for no capital gains. 

tecco's right, then you're indestructible

(In the event of a zombie apocalypse)

Hmm you’re in Spain, talking about financial investments with a guy called Marcus.  You’re not shacked up with that bloke from El Dorado are you? 

No. It's that account from Goldman Sachs. Chicken boy is doing his VAT return so I'm just doing some life admin. And I need to put this money somewhere and can't be arsed setting up another regular saver drip feed effort.

Honestly in this global economy I’d just buy gold coins.

Can't you ask chicken boy for advice?  Or is it too poultry an amount for his investment strategy?  

https://www.bullionbypost.co.uk/gold-coins/one-ounce-gold-coins/1oz-gold-coins-value/

There you go.  You’re welcome.

Maybe he’s reluctant to peck something so important for her so early on in their relationship.

So you're saying she should scratch around for the best pickings?  That ain't workin

That’s eggsactly what I was saying but maybe you’re right.  

I suggest you invest in student lets or if you want something safer Mr Woodford has an excellent choice of funds 

Difficult to really feather your nest either way

I sold my premium bonds, I had them since I was born and I only won £25 on them in that time.

I love my Marcus account, the website is so lovely and clear

I've already won £25 since March so I've decided to whack a bit more in. Can always move to Marcus if need be.

P.s. Loving the chicken jokes!

P.s. hope you don’t think they’re too corny.

Hope he's not making you do any chores so you feel hen-pecked

Also hope you're not feeling to coup(ed) up in his Spanish abode

bcos tecco's got a blister on his thumb

Dont yolk, it’s no laughing matter.

Got £600 in premium bonds today

That was nice

Bit of a coincidental wellers patented betting there.