is it so boris doesn’t quite have the worst hair in the Parliamentary party?

He’s an out of touch arsehole. 

He’s the great-nephew of Arthur ‘Bomber’ Harris.

Interesting. Never knew that.  

He’s an ocean-going bellend. 

I am convinced he is a Sasha Cohen style wind up character - looking forward to the film 

I just don’t understand the thought process that goes through his mind when he stands in front of the mirror each morning, adjusts whatever that is that’s perched on his bonce, and thinks yes, I should now leave the house looking like this. 

Does he have lots of different length wigs to pretend his hair grows?

I always thought he was a bit of an idiot but he’s currently upsetting all the right people so he’s gone up in my estimation. 

Is he upsetting people? Seems to be largely a figure of fun.

"all the right people"

The entire British population? 

• He's a parody account.
• A real life performance art project.

How is this doss twot dinosaur still a thing

Very good local MP, apparently.