When I read the headline, I thought: fair enough, assuming he was pretending to be a Border Collie.

But no, he's a Rough Collie. WTAF? 

Was a Lassie after all then 

Good boy 

Who wants a sausage breakfast. Good boyyy

Wooof wooooohf

does he go for a run in the park to smell other doggies' scents?

What have things come to when I actually open a post with this title. 

Most intelligent breed, tbf. 

Is it Keith Lard?

His bark’s worse than his bite