Might be an opening in the England line up. How are you at opening the batting?

pretty solid tbf

Give Rooty a buzz. You ought to be given at least a couple of series to bed yourself into the team.

‘Kentish’ 

sounds a bit West Kent aka bell end central

er, yes

and?

West Kent is for tossers and lightweights 

East Kent is for double hard b@stards

talk u thru what

ok will do

Chatham CC is lovely I hear. 

Before or after winning the tour de France?

Do you have time with your 50 person start up or nailing the RICS?

Laz will be real demand this season in the High Weald, as he makes a quality tea.

Shippams Bloater Paste sarnies, with Fondant Fancies.

You didn't really move to Kent did you, sun? Of all the options...

I very much fancy getting a Jag actually, for that Successful Eighties Guy vibe

This could be ace for Nipply On The Wold CC. Imagine the crowds they will draw in to see Laz throwing it in from third man.

Heh @ Vander