Just popped into a local butchers in Fife

And he said James Melville is  discombobulated arsehole. 

 

True story. 

 

 

mad i did this yesterday 

and the butcher was like “are you feelingchill from rof? you’re amazing i love your posts”

i said heh risky fair play - you’re a butcher in fife now?

then we kissed

Guvs. This is a wind up. Ain't no way scotchies can afford proper meat such as you 'an I can easily obtain from the innumerate suppliaz of fine animal protein wot litters our manors locale.