I've always thought of you as one of the good guys. The sort of person who thinks of others. What higher Christian Virtue is there than charity? That $25,000 could feed Banana man's family for a whole month. 

What a coincidence, so did I. $26,000 for me.

Yeah lies

Give it time to dip and we'll buy it back. That's how you do it. 

LOL

LOLOLOLOL

Did you know that capital gains are tax-free for pats?

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OMG.

Irrefutable proof! 

Silly me.

Anyway really glad youve been able to share the good news with all your friends 

Heaviest facial since Ego drowned strutter last week LOL

Yeah i feel truly chastened and humbled.

That is not a screenshot that I attach a huge amount of credibility to. Soz about it x

Hyoobert, don’t want to have to break it to you, but have you ever noticed that the only people who ever ‘lol’ when you do a ‘funny’ is you?

Have you ever wondered why that might be?

And what g’wan said about proof.

srsly haven’t you got someone to do this sort of shizz for you? 

Yup

spend some of it on a better ISP mate

They exist in the UK? Last I heard you can sometimes get 4G on trains. 

I think that's what they class as "plenty in the tank sir" and not afraid to spray it around.  Fine effort.  Tissues anyone?

Hyoobert, don’t want to have to break it to you, but have you ever noticed that the only people who ever ‘lol’ when you do a ‘funny’ is you?

Wrong again Struts...oh dear m7 life is dealing you a losing hand

Oh, sorry, I didn’t realise that sock puppets counted.

And looking up the thread it seems that you couldn’t even be bothered to activate that sock puppets to plus 1 the ‘Lols’’ above.

Best trot along and do it now.

Poor little hyoobert. So lonely.

Ego and his snow cannon. Strutter offering his gurning idiot visage as the car. Twas always thus!

Maybe I missed it, but does the screenshot evidence the $25k profit?

It seems to indicate a sale of securities at a particular price, but doesn't show the spread between purchase price and sale price, does it? 

Yes, I feel terribly humiliated by your sock puppet saying that he sometimes laughs when you do a ‘lol’ - although that hasn’t even happened here at the time of writing.

How shall I survive this crushing disaster?

Poor little hyoobert.

and like a pathetic little moth to the flames...here he comes :-) 

You mean like in the way ‘ego brainiac’ logs in when poor little hyoobert has taken a bit of a kicking?

No, I wouldn’t say it was that bad.

Stop digging now please it is embarrassing.

For you possibly, but there again I suspect you will take embarrassment every time over another long, long weekend in the sandpit all by yourself with nothing else to do and no one else to talk to but Rof.

Poor, poor little hyoobert 

I left the sandpit in 2013 bruv.  With a BIGPOTTACASH - UDIG?

Heh!