JEFF BEZOZ IS ON THE MARKET!!!!!

JUDO BEZOS!

That looks like Bell's Palsy to me. Or alternatively only one side of the face got the joke.

 

She looks quite odd too. No way there are two legs in that dress. Some sort of monopedal alien creature. Her chin arrangement is from a Crimewatch e-fit.

I don't know what that means, bloop.

I have scoured the internet and cannot get confirmation of this medical diagnosis.

I have found a website which says all the great things Jeff Bezos has done and ends each paragraph with "Yeah, but the staring eye - what the fook is that all about". which shows some effort at least.

yesterday, u wang on about how beautiful kevin spacey is

today, u r face shaming mrs bezo

as your counselor of many years mutters, I think it is time to be honest...

and u, judo, eat a fooking cheezbgr

trashier version of the wife?

One of the Skool Run mums was recently responsible for a billionaire mega divorce. He had been married long enough to the same woman to have adult children with her (early 20s). The Skool Run Mum is ok looking with a strange dental arrangement (thanks Muttley) and a total absence of brain / own personality. A well groomed v obvious golddigger. HOW THE fook DO THESE INTELLIGENT MEN FALL FOR IT? or do they not care? surely to god they can get all the blowjobs they want without landing themselves with a dull self obsessed bimbo for the foreseeable, in exchange for £500m or whatever? Where is their dignity / pride???

Apparently she and her husband (one of the top agents in Hollywood) have been good friends of the Bezos family for 10 years and have a holiday home in Seattle. Entirely coincidentally, both she and Bezos separated from their respective spouses around the same time last year and started dating each other.