It's great to be home...

...or is it?

There is something beautifully decadent about living in a shithole were two changes of beige coloured clothing is seen as the height of fashion.

Oi ! Croydon has positive stuff!!

friday night music at box park 

a rinkiidink art gallery with a banksy or two (amongst others)

other positive stuff available on request

If Greater London needed an enema, Croydon is where you'd shove the tube.

Only been there to go to the ET. First time I went I turned right towards the ET, wearing a pin stripe and carrying a pilot bag. Got about 50 metres before someone gobbed on me.

Buzz, I assume you turned left the next time and there was no gobbing? 
 

never been gobbed on there myself and (as you know) I wear 3 piece suits . Maybe it’s your Taylor’s fault?