Don't think they're actually really fans of anything except misery and death.

Would love to know their official position on Skittles. 

Something that tasty, wonderful and full of joy has to be haram, right?

a lot of them probably do secretly like football, because it’s good

They always struck me as more Rugby men really.  

Nope - they have a distinct whiff of spin bowler about them. Definitely a rogue cricket team. The Wahhabi Wicket Takers