I am working from an unusual office and don't have a door pass so I am stuck here until I go home (well, I could go outside but it would involving putting the receptionist to trouble)
so count your lucky stars mr first world problems, my next food will be a british airways square of cheddar with that weird relish at about 7pm
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If I was downstairs my life would be so much better than it is now
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Visualize it and it will happen.
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Do you promise?
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I am working from an unusual office and don't have a door pass so I am stuck here until I go home (well, I could go outside but it would involving putting the receptionist to trouble)
so count your lucky stars mr first world problems, my next food will be a british airways square of cheddar with that weird relish at about 7pm
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You may have to explore whether moving the kitchen up to where you are is an easier alternative.
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Your messages are appreciated but have not solved the hunger pangs that are distressing me
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Eat this!
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I didn't think you liked that sort of sex
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why don't you eat some peanuts, they are saturating and easy munching
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FFS THE PEANUTS ARE IN THE KITCHEN (3 SETS OF STAIRS BELOW- FOR HUMBLEGRAGGING PURPOSES)
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Accio peanuts!
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Why don't you eat the dado rail you had put in when you did the loft conversion?
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why don't you get your valet to fetch them?
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ps well remembered I actually do not like that style at all
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if the kitchen is downstairs, gravity is on your side - just jump
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Jump?! with those metatarsals?!?
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fair point, he could just rolypoly out of the window
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