The way to rejoin the EU is just not to put anything about EU membership in your manifesto and then, the day after you win, say oh hey we are going to rejoin the EU and no, you aren’t going to get a referendum, you stupid, ugly, far COPD-canister-dragging fookers.
what you do is, you just do it without asking, and then you pay for a party political broadcast that consists entirely of footage of you irrumating a rag doll effigy of Nigel Farage, to the tune of the intro to Step On by the Happy Mondays
and by this time, you’ve stealthily revised the political broadcasting laws to allow this ad to be broadcast 24/7 for five weeks into Leaver homes via the internal public address systems you’ve mandated be installed
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None would be my guess
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We will not be allowed to rejoin within the next 20 years, if ever.
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The way to rejoin the EU is just not to put anything about EU membership in your manifesto and then, the day after you win, say oh hey we are going to rejoin the EU and no, you aren’t going to get a referendum, you stupid, ugly, far COPD-canister-dragging fookers.
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We've not left yet.
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Oh yeah. Ditto SNP.
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what you do is, you just do it without asking, and then you pay for a party political broadcast that consists entirely of footage of you irrumating a rag doll effigy of Nigel Farage, to the tune of the intro to Step On by the Happy Mondays
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If Brexit is a disaster I'd expect a serious push within 10 years, but even that may only yield associate membership.
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and by this time, you’ve stealthily revised the political broadcasting laws to allow this ad to be broadcast 24/7 for five weeks into Leaver homes via the internal public address systems you’ve mandated be installed
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fred: nope, they’d have us back in a heartbeat
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They might Laz but in terms of what the UK (such as it is then) would vote for, associate membership probably the safest way to go.
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