I believe they also decide what is in the mystery box before presenting the two options to me the rank and file.  It will time to e-mail the local party with my views on who should be in the box.

I see. Naturally anyone who hasn't paid the £25 to join the Self-servatives is excluded from this not very democratic process.

I genuinely can't process it all.

Any word I can think of to even begin to express how much of utter disgrace to the nation the Conservative Party are seems completely inadequate. 

I am really super looking forward to the breakup of the Tory party. It's going to be ace!

stage two is where a small group of Tories decide what the alternative options are

Can you imagine what an unmitigated group of aunts this lot would be. Bet they make the decision round a table at boodles over a bottle of Fonseca 63 the w**kers. combined number of chins in triple figures

BREAKING: Former Brexit secretaries Dominic Raab and David Davis have teamed up with DUP leader Arlene Foster to launch a campaign for a "Better Deal" for Brexit.

This is Britain in 2018. What the fook have we done to ourselves. How did any chain of events make this bizarre hellscape real. 

jesus fooking christ.

As a May supporter this is a waste of time, but if we get another leader presumably things remain with the same choice - hard brexit or the current deal.

Dominic, David and Arlene.  What a way to unite the country.

Raab is my MP (I know I've said this before).  A tiny shaft of light for me is thinking that at least our elections will get a bit more interesting if he becomes - no, I can't say it, sorry, I've just been a little bit sick in my mouth.

Or the ask for an extension (or just cancel A50, and then figure out what we're doing and if we want to give notice again or not) options Lydia.