Fvck me this is such a dumb thing to do unless your life depends on it.
I hate driving
I drive 10000 miles a year
I live in London
(Effing elderly parents, see)
Along with the dents and the broken wing mirrors, here's a new insult - white gloss paint spilt on the black paintwork. I thought it was birdsh1t. It isnt. Wtf.