An player who contributed virtually nothing except scoring lots and lots of goals.
King of the Goal Bastards is obvs Pippo Inzaghi.
we heard an anecdote abar him. When he joined a new team, his team mates were in tears laughing at him during the first training session at how shit he was. Couldn’t trap a ball, pass etc. He scored a hat trick on his debut.
honourable mentions for Mario Jardel and David Trezeguet