I thought this was the start of a joke

:(

no. sadly not.

what was wrong with her??tbh I pick that over decades of senility

cancer

i think i'd go for massive heart attack or a 4/6 month decline.

I suppose in a way it's the worst of both worlds

poor her

Ideal would be "You will die exactly two years from now, but before then you will feel absolutely fine."

In America you can achieve that simply by visiting a Walmart and buying a firearm. 

PP - that's known as a training contract, isn't it?

That "joke" doesnt even make sense BC

up your game man

although he could have expressed himself more kindly, wang is right

what PP said.   Time to see people and travel a bit.  And not waste a single second practising law.