Golden syrup goes woke

Robert Bargery needs his head seeing to for that quote. 

Having never noticed the pic on the golden syrup packaging , well, that’s fvcking macabre and not at all in line with modern food standards. 

Heh at it being "woke" to realise that a rotting animal carcass might not be the best logo for a food product. 

It must be exhausting trying to apply "wokery" arguments to everything. 

“Why does the right hate young people so much?”

just reciprocation for the fact that nobody currently aged under 45 will ever vote for a right wing party again in (or after) their lifetimes

Apart from the mental midgets that use their overladen shopping trolleys as battering rams there is nothing to dislike about costco. Cheap stuff, free samples, decent quality. Even the fresh stuff is better than tesco or sainsbos. Yes I will take 3kg of mince for bugger all money and portion it up at home to freeze. 

Who wants to store 23 bottles of spare Heinz tomato ketchup just to get a few measly pennies off them.

It’s an emporium for fools, who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Heinz ketchup at costco is 32p per 100g

at Waitrose it is 74p per 100g

I am not a ketchup person, but that is your example. 

Maple syrup at costco is £1.10 per 100ml

at waitrose it is £1.70 per 100ml

These product basically don't expire and I have a pantry for storage.

Petrol at costco is always at least 10p cheaper than local garage and more often 15 cheaper.

YOU ARE A MUG

p.s. this rebranding has nothing whatsoever to do with “woke” does it

do remember big silly risky claimed Putin invaded Ukraine because “the West is woke”, which of course the West actually isn’t 

You don't have to pay to go shopping at Waitrose though Royalty.

The products may seem cheaper at CostCo, but overall shopping there is not. They make no margin on most of the products they sell. They make almost all of their margin on your membership subs.

There's more than one way to skim a mug.

Membership subs are practically free for people with a business meatspad. I make it back after filling the car twice. Why are you private school right whingers so bad at home economics? 

I was always fascinated by that image as a child - on the tin of Lyon’s Black Treacle which was always in the larder at home. Usually used with bananas and cream. Jumpers for goalposts mmmm?