loads of my peers were enspudded b4 we did GCSEs (8/130 in my year, 10/140 in my sister's).  eldest of the progeny will be 28 this year.  

none mine (or afaik clubberz')

I think it's impossible to assess the outcome. Baby hasn't even been born yet. 

Those numbers seem a little high.

Literally no one at my school was pregnant at 16.

not for want of the monks and prefects trying tho eh strttz

Monks?

Do I look like dux?

It's not just that Wango's number are high that's the surprise, it's that he went to a single sex boy's school.

"Do I look like dux" 

from an aerial drone cam, pretty much, ayuh

probably the rudest insult I’ve heard on rof, irrespective of the angle looked at

i'm pretty sure nobody was pregnant at mine. or at least not visibly so/to term.

and I don't recall people popping off to see cousins in Canada for a term or what not either

tbh bringing up a baby is probably more compatible with study than work - there is a good argument for having kids young, the way nature intended and having them in secondary school shortly after you start your career and off your hands by the time you are 40.  Happy days.

I had my first child relatively early, before I qualified as a sol, and I am very glad I'm not now 40 with a toddler 

There were one or two. I went to an all boys school, but there was a girl's school next door. We all knew each other. You could guess who the young mothers might become. And the fathers.

My second shall be calling on your second mr wang. 

It is the only way that honour can be satisfied given the severity of your insult.

I am very grateful to have had a toddler in my 40s. 

(A pure blood Orange one at that.)

I dont think blood orange means what u think it means...

that gets a heh from me Clive