how much did they win?  I won £3.90 in the euromillions last week..

I got one of those emails "news about your ticket" and when I opened the app I saw someone had won £75 Million so I did a Schroedingers cat for a few hours... then checked.

If it had been a cheese roll, it would never have got past him

Being well and truly Warned.

An Ashes Series win in Australia.