Hello old chum. I'm fine, just a little busy. I'll be back to laugh at your self pwns soon enough. 

Risky, would you check in with me in a similar situation?

Ummm yes but it might take a little longer

Fair

I was very worried about Chinorder after the champions League semi. I was on the verge of calling the hospitals in the Fulham area.

Why didn’t you just WhatsApp him ?

Strict policy. No citheh on my WhatsApp. 

I did watch it in London actually.

Anyway, get that work off your desk and back on RoF. It’s hard to keep Team Centrist Dad going by myself.

Closer than most citeh fans then.

It's a long flight from the middle east

Wouldn’t know mate, never been. That there London is far enough for me.