https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bZeD_htKyG8

Tax lawyers are not her number one fans tbf

I mean it's nice that she still exists as a sexual entity in her sixties but it is a bit novelty boobs, relentless articles about how HAPPY SHE IS SO HAPPY HONEST in the mail

Are you finally grasping the gravity of the situation? 

I guess a lot of blokes do moon over her

She was married to a pwc partner at one point I think so tax guy should have been fine 

But what of the spaceman?

I’d certainly try and take her into orbit. 

Tim Peek?

"She got taken apart by a bemused tax lawyer on the radio"

sounds hot where can I stream it

I'd love to be the meat in a Vorderman/Dorries sandwich

vorderman is doing excellent work at the moment being a relatable antagonist to the corrupt tory mob 

understandable that some of the social conservatives want to tear her down

plus i thought she said she had four or five partners on the go?
 

law of averages one is probably an astronaut

Imagine being in your 60s and bragging to the Mail about your shags :(

We’ve only had one astronaut in the last twenty years…

Imagine being in your 60s and bragging to the Mail about your shags :(

come on clergs - if you shagged an astronaut in your 60s you’d brag about it on rof which is much sadder

anyway i think she talked about it on this morning didn’t she and the mail just picked it up?

Tbf clergs has set the bar at rather a low level on that particular subject

Carol missed out on being the 8th Mrs Buzz Aldrin.

<<< insert joke re anal vortex here <<<<<

From what little I know, she does seem to be a bit of a caricature. But then that could well be because that's how the media editors of the tabloids want her to be seen.

Neil and Buzz getting all the action. Collins just watches.