clergyest cricket player ever

David Sheppard

That's prolly about it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Sheppard

Sheppard remains the only ordained minister to have played Test cricket,[2] though others such as Tom Killick were ordained after playing Tests

Although if that chap out Bonski beat had ever turned his arm at a first-class level, the trifecta of pop star, vicar, cricketer would be a tough one to beat.

 

BTW, did you know George Bernard Shaw remains the only person to have an Oscar and a Nobel prize (sadly he appearsto have not reached any level of enlightenment as to cricket...)