Preferred

• Fluent in additional languages, especially Dutch and Arabic,
• Experience as a teacher or trainer (not necessarily related to open source research),
• European Union passport in order to easily travel to run Bellingcat workshops.

that's a bit of a burn isn't it

really need to get on with the living in Ireland with an Irish husband plan

why don't the replies to this show up?? conspiracy!

Dutch is probably not that hard to learn, right?

Ooh, I've got an Irish passport! 

But don't speak Dutch or Arabic. Or have experience as a teacher or trainer. Ah well, back to my whittling. 

The experience as a teacher/trainer is the only box I tick there.

Clergs loves learning languages... 

...plus, if you marry me we can get you that Irish passport and travel the world doing sneaky beaky online stuff. 

We can hire Funkymonkey to be the one who gets to live in a basement full of comms and computer equipment and protect our backs...

the infuriating thing about Dutch (I tried back in 2013) is that Dutch people all speak completely fooking perfect English

I am going to go out on a limb and say that Dutch is impossible for this reason alone

I read somewhere that Dutch should be the easiest foreign language for a native English speaker to learn, it's just that no one bothers.

I should ask my mum's cousin about that. He's lived in the Netherlands for about 30 years.

I was sitting on the Thameslink yesterday wondering which Arabic dialect I would pick. I think probably something Damascay.

I am on board with your plan, fluff.

Same offer to you Lady P... ...although we'd probably murder each other before the end of the post coital breakfast 

if that's true why is "double dutch" a saying eh eh eh

the idea of being liberated from my suburban concerns and cast into a world where the only limits are my imagination and thirst for truth gives me a quasisexual thrill

maybe better than sex right now because I am feeling very self conscious about my shoulder acne

We probably would Fluffy. And I am already married, but thanks for the offer!

clergs thirst for truth isn't all that

my first piece will be on the many lives ruined by cocaine

oh no wait it has already been done

a lot

yeah that's an old hat

maybe you wanna write about the virtues, great wisdom and heroic deeds of victor orban, since you're so clued up about him and his regime

DD if you're about to go meandering off on some euro tirade then please start another thread that we can ignore...

dude, I said I thought Jean-Claude Juncker was a twot for drunkenly assaulting him at an official event

not really the same as a secret coke habit that funds groups who burn civilians alive and hang their corpses from bridges

once or twice a month is not a habit

once or twice a month is literally the definition of a habit

It is if they both last a week...

habit is a practice carried out with regularity

so, you are, as an example, in the habit of talking out of your arse on occasions

people who use cocaine who are not also peruvian shepherds do not get to lecture anyone else on anything because they are needless scum

soz

anyway back on point, I wonder which arabic bellingcat wants

Wot Clergs said.

oh I am needless scum now

well no need to converse then

as a last point, there are plenty of rofers you interact with, even IRL, who also do coke sometimes and you just don't know about it

I don't interact with plenty of rofers so this seems vanishingly unlikely

It isn't niche to judge it

I wouldn't have mentioned it if you hadn't tried to set yourself up as some sort of arbiter of ethics tho, everyone must plough their own path to hell or otherwise

Clergs interacts with me "IRL" and I can confirm that I do nothing stronger than gin.