god save our gracious xi

A Fairytale of Wuhan

Do they know it’s China Standard Time at all?

Well I Wish I Could Kill Uighurs Every Day

Huawei know it’s Christmas 

Panda in the wind. 

Mao here it is Merry Christmas 

Stop the Cabal Xi

O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!
O come ye, O come ye to Beijing now;
Come and behold him
Born the King of Angels:
O come, let us adore Him, (3×)
Xi the Lord.

Or alternatively Xinnie the Pooh can lead them in the Outdoor Song which Has To Be Sung In The Landing Craft On Its Way To Taiwan