And see those women who pose doing like a sliding into the camera check out my STREET SHOOZ Instagram shots? fook off back to the reception desk, tiffany, the phones are ringing
I once had to go to Bella Italia on a work trip to Manchester (where a colleague revealed himself to be an anti Semitic lunatic) and that was the exact scenario I was picturing.
I saw he got promoted recently. Should probably have reported him.
Skinny tracksuit bottoms as clearly you aren't going to play sport as you won't be able to get them off over your trainers.
I don't see why people look down on all inclusive holidays. Let's face it a week in a catered chalet in Verbier is to some extent an all inclusive holiday.
Stix the whole point is that when you're outside on a wet muddy pitch you don't want to be taking our shoes off and getting your socks wet and muddy so tracksuits have those zips at the bottom so you can get them off over your shoes.
Really don't understand the fascination with Dubai. I'm not really into shopping or beaches but I'm pretty sure there are better places to go for both that don't have stone age views. I've been around the ME a bit for work (including some of the less pleasant parts) and there are several I would rather be in than Dubai.
Nothing wrong with matching luggage. I have a nice entirely black set.
I really don't understand the fascination with football and the cult around it, I hope it will fade one day and allow more room for other sports to be covered
the salaries of footballers …. their personalities, their wives …. how on earth can ou look up to them?
I love my massive tellies, pot noodles, footy and frankly quite a lot of stuff written on these lists. I think you’re mostly just a bunch of wannabe tryhards who care too much about what other people thing of you.
Punctuating one's sentences with expletives. Especially around young children.
Shopping in Iceland (with the exception of procuring Cheeselets and Triglets for Christmas, as that's - bizarrely - the only place you can really find them).
Nowt wrong with feeding pets from the table although my parents now allow the cat to lick their plates once they've finished. My dad also arranges plates on the door of the dishwasher so the dog can easily lick them.
Heh at Chorizo- it has a correct English pronounciation - you look at tool if you don't use it when speaking English- as much of a tool as saying you are going for a weekend in "Paree".
You're from the North East, Fonders. Your opinion on these matters is hardly a benchmark of etiquette and protocol. I expect that part of the LPC was teaching you how to use a knife and fork and not to pick your toenails on the table between courses.
Chor-it-so is cretinous. And you analogy is misguided. Would you call lasagne lass-agg-kknee?
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Most chain restaurants
Having loads of kids
Those trainers rappers wear
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In fact, any expensive trainers
And see those women who pose doing like a sliding into the camera check out my STREET SHOOZ Instagram shots? fook off back to the reception desk, tiffany, the phones are ringing
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going to the Ivy.
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Mahoosive tellies
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What Clergs said about chain restaurants. Ever been to Bella Italia? Christ.
Shouting in public.
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If I could afford it, I'd wear Gucci trainers tbf. Cool as.
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Being concerned about whether something will be perceived as chavvy or not....
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I once had to go to Bella Italia on a work trip to Manchester (where a colleague revealed himself to be an anti Semitic lunatic) and that was the exact scenario I was picturing.
I saw he got promoted recently. Should probably have reported him.
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Wearing football shirts when not going to the match.
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Skinny tracksuit bottoms as clearly you aren't going to play sport as you won't be able to get them off over your trainers.
I don't see why people look down on all inclusive holidays. Let's face it a week in a catered chalet in Verbier is to some extent an all inclusive holiday.
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Dux, get yourself down Woolwich market they have loads of really cheap Gucci trainers.
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Punching down at 16 year olds with Aspergers
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1. Dubai
2. Boob jobs
3. matching luggage
4. supercars
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Punching down at 16 yr olds with Asperger's is not expensive
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Unless you count the cost of the earth I suppose
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Phoebe, did they fall off the back of a lorry?
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Disneyland
Florida generally
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Erm, maybe they take their trainers off before their trousers? You know, like normal people.
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Of course not. Woolwich market is an authorised Gucci retailer.
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burberry
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Great call on matching luggage pheebs
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1) Men wearing gold chains hanging out over their jumper/shirt
2) People who do a weeks food/house shop at the small Tescos Express or Sainsburys local
3) Too many gold rings
4) Super skinny jeans
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You can buy Cucci handbags outside the metro in Rome.
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Stix the whole point is that when you're outside on a wet muddy pitch you don't want to be taking our shoes off and getting your socks wet and muddy so tracksuits have those zips at the bottom so you can get them off over your shoes.
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Range Rovers
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^^^All of those things sound completely fine to me
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Except Dubai
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What doing a whole weeks food/house shop in Tesco Express is ok?
Drives me mad, 4 fully loaded baskets holding the queue up, grrr!
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Really don't understand the fascination with Dubai. I'm not really into shopping or beaches but I'm pretty sure there are better places to go for both that don't have stone age views. I've been around the ME a bit for work (including some of the less pleasant parts) and there are several I would rather be in than Dubai.
Nothing wrong with matching luggage. I have a nice entirely black set.
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1. Cosmetic 'enhancement' surgery (boobs, fillers, etc.)
2. Eating in KFC
3. Talking with your mouth full
4. Chewing food off your fork instead of cutting it
5. Saying "chor-it-so"
6. Holidaying in Lanzarote, Benidorm, Marbella, Kavos, Ayia Napa etc.
7. Drinking Stella
8. Watching football in a pub
9. Watching football in a stadium
10. Watching football anywhere else
11. Talking about football
12. Wearing football team strips
13. Tracksuit bottoms with poppers up the sides
14. Pot Noodle
15. Findus Crispy Pancakes
There are many more examples.
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It might inconvenience you but that hardly makes it chavvy"
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Yeah I like all of those things badman
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the trouble with dubai is that obviously it's completely dreadful but every now and then you stumble across an otherwise cool person who loves it
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Everyone does this, unless they're Spanish or a pretentious kn0b.
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I would call it chor-it-zo if speaking in English
or maybe chorEYEzo for lols
people who call it chhhhorrreeetzo can fook off
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ha or what dux said
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Everyone does this too, unless they're a Celt or Strutter.
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obviously I dropped an h tehre
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I've only ever been to Dubai airport. I think I could like it's superficial charm but for the regime
I love Las Vegas for example
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why do celts get exceptions?
not that I am complaining I luv special treatment
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Well the Welsh variety anyway.
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death before dubai
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No, Ducks. You only call it choritso if you're Jo Frost, Supernanny, or educationally subnormal. And football is Cro-Magnon.
I'll just go and fook myself, shall I?
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I thought jo frost was supernanny.
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I really don't understand the fascination with football and the cult around it, I hope it will fade one day and allow more room for other sports to be covered
the salaries of footballers …. their personalities, their wives …. how on earth can ou look up to them?
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It is, Tecco. But grammatical rules dictate that one must use an apostrophe between "Frost" and "Supernanny".
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Fake tan
Tattoos
Piercings
wearing baseball cap reversed. Not really chavvy as such, but just ridiculous. Unlike a beret or trilby
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There is nothing wrong with football, although obvs it is played with an egg-shaped ball.
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Oh, Burberry baseball caps. Obviously.
Flesh tunnels.
Croydon facelifts.
Short hair with patterns shaved into them.
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Jo Frost, First of her name, supernanny of the andals. I like it.
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people who go to the ballet and clap after the end of every piece instead of waiting till the end.
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People who go to the ballet and catch the clap.
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From the usherettes, obviously.
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Michael Kors. There are people on rof who probably love it but I can't help but feel it is a little chavy.
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Oh and Superdry.
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As a Dubai roffer, I can confirm that there are two types out here, expats and shitpats
I make no comment as to which camp I fall into obvs
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people who go to the races simply to get drunk rather than for the racing.
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I love my massive tellies, pot noodles, footy and frankly quite a lot of stuff written on these lists. I think you’re mostly just a bunch of wannabe tryhards who care too much about what other people thing of you.
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Tie pins.
Kappa jackets.
Talking on a mobile phone in the quiet carriage.
Spitting in the street.
Punctuating one's sentences with expletives. Especially around young children.
Shopping in Iceland (with the exception of procuring Cheeselets and Triglets for Christmas, as that's - bizarrely - the only place you can really find them).
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tattoos and piercings are chavvy
I did not have a telly for almost ten years, now I have a fat one, Samsung curved
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Bit racist, and not good for your carbon footprint to go all the way to Iceland.
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tie pins! oh yes
and shirts with too broad stripes
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what 3 ducks said FFS.
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those matching all in one trackie bottoms and matching tops from Armani exchange or similar.
Massiveeeee hoop earrings.
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Image no worky. Brilliant slogan.
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White fake leather sofas.
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reading the telegraph! outs you as a UKIPer
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Voting for brexit. Sure sign.
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90s shout for Vauxhall Novas
Bonus point for 6 x 9s, subs, alloys and sports exhausts
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Foxbat, I do think modding your car is both expensive and chavvy.
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That'll be about 25% of the Royal Enclosure then.
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Cycling on the pavement whilst smoking a cigarette and walking a staffy.
OK perhaps that's not that normal.
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What teclis said tbf
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But this is not a revelation
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I think the only thing I turn my nose up at is at seeing blokes shirtless in the street
otherwise, whatever
I don't get the concept of guilty pleasures either
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I'm not sure children should be having any partners, let alone multiple ones.
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Ah, I see.
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glamping
small dogs
chanel chain handbags
Audi/bmw/merc/Porsche SUVs
Dubai
skiing in Switzerland over xmas
debutante balls
signet rings
loafers for men
blazers with gold badges
anything LK Bennett but mostly their shoes
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If that was supposed to be a dig at me ray I don't have children with multiple partners.
I don't think any women on rof do. Several men do tho
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What I love about these threads is how I am able immediately to identify roftwots
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Cancun
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Tricky, signet rings are ace,as are penny loafers, especially when worn in a work suit.
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living in florida
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Timeshares
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Depends where in Florida. St Augustine is pretty nice. Also some charming beach towns away from the tourist areas.
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adults who like Disney
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There is nothing chavvy about Moana or Frozen.
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Feebs is that all Disney or just core Disney? All Disney now includes Star Wars, Marvel and Pixar.
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Finding Mrs Brown's Boys or Citizen Khan funny.
Finding the Al Murray Pub Landlord character funny.
Watching soap operas.
Referring to dinner as "tea".
Referring to dessert as "afters".
Feeding pets from the table.
Putting your baby's dummy in your mouth.
Letting your child have a dummy beyond the age of 18 months.
Impetigo.
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Nowt wrong with feeding pets from the table although my parents now allow the cat to lick their plates once they've finished. My dad also arranges plates on the door of the dishwasher so the dog can easily lick them.
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Jesus. That's one of the worst things you can do.
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Heh at Chorizo- it has a correct English pronounciation - you look at tool if you don't use it when speaking English- as much of a tool as saying you are going for a weekend in "Paree".
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Referring to pudding as dessert
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Referring to supper as dinner
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You're from the North East, Fonders. Your opinion on these matters is hardly a benchmark of etiquette and protocol. I expect that part of the LPC was teaching you how to use a knife and fork and not to pick your toenails on the table between courses.
Chor-it-so is cretinous. And you analogy is misguided. Would you call lasagne lass-agg-kknee?
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I think my background means I’m highly qualified to opine on what makes one a chav
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When someone admires something you are wearing, immediately telling them whence it came and how much it cost.
bagging a table in a cafe before you have bought your food when there is a big queue of people waiting to be served at the counter
anything added to a car esp the paintwork. Also novelty horns.
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Not liking football is cretinous.
And having just been glamping, it was reet ace and not expensive at all
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