Boris shagging Laura Kuennsberg

Do you believe it?

Me - yes. 

Still think he will end up pm tho.

No... she seems very much the type to prefer the more masculine traits in her partner. 

Not sure the effete bumbling and public schoolboy routine would do much for her. 

HTF does he do it?  how do any of these MPs pull much younger women, they are dull as fook w**kers.  Even John Prescott managed it and hasn't seen his own tallywhacker without a mirror since the minerz strike

Disappointed in LK if this is true, she seemed better than that.

It seems to be in the tape but that has been excluded from the mainstream media

Which I find more disturbing than the question of who how she didn't burst him like a needle jutting at a balloon

“[Johnson is] a man who waits to see the way the crowd is running and then dashes in front and says, ‘Follow me’.” 
Michael Heseltine, Good Morning Britain interview in 2018

“The Johnsonian creed [is] that it is, in his own words, acceptable, sometimes desirable to lie. Certainly that approach has been advantageous to him. But it must come at a price.”
Sonia Purnell, Johnson’s biographer and one-time deputy in the Telegraph’s Brussels bureau, writing after he withdrew from the leadership race in 2016

“He’s lied his way through life, he’s lied his way through politics, he’s a huckster with a degree of charm to which I am immune. As well as being mendacious he’s incompetent.” 
Conservative former minister Chris Patten in May interview with Bloomberg

“I’m afraid he’s shown, especially during his period as foreign secretary, that he doesn’t have the necessary skills and capacity [to be leader].” 
Conservative MP and former attorney general Dominic Grieve in May interview with LBC

“He’s an enormous character but not a team player… And he doesn’t know if he’s a journalist or a politician, but he does know it’s all about him. The more he repeats what everyone can see is not credible, the more his own credibility disappears.” 
Former foreign office colleague Sir Alan Duncan, 2018 interview with the Times

“The worst foreign secretary we’ve ever had... Disinterested and out of his depth he cared nothing for our situation. Good riddance.” 
John McKendrick, attorney general of Anguilla, bidding farewell to Johnson as foreign secretary with criticism of his response to the British Overseas Territory’s devastation during Hurricane Irma in 2017

There is no basis for this crackpot rumour, do you travel conspiracy websites when you’re not on this board? There is absolutely no chance in hell that she is shagging Bojo. 

There is no basis for this crackpot rumour, do you travel conspiracy websites when you’re not on this board? There is absolutely no chance in hell that she is shagging Bojo. 

Tbf id quite like her to be shagging me.

which is a slightly better prospect than for her to be shagging Boris.

I actually knew both of them in real life and just no. No, no, no.

That comment from Chris Patten is superb, and horrifying. 

 

Please let these rumours be true and come out fully so he is finally unmasked. We cannot have this as our PM. The country is in enough shit already.