The GAOL

With members of THE hoi polloi.

He'll probably get his own wing full of all his concubines 

One rule for us and the other for him

He's asking SpAds if he can do a private "I'm a criminal awareness class". 

Hope this doesn't distract from that crook Reeves changing a picture on Twitter. 

Imagine if they ever dig into what happened at the Bunga Bunga parties with the KGB while he was foreign sec? 

Oh wait we'll probably never know because he intentionally slipped his security detail for that one. 

I will welcome the chance to help fund his defence if the scallywag asks Parliament to assist.

Abbreviated entries in his diary?  P up with C and chums?

Well, he'll be totally unsuitable for a Community Order; he wouldn't turn up or if so, not perform the work.

Eeyore is going to prison for that

but ah ha ha ha about Boris.

He’s not, is he? Obvs he’s a twa t. He’s not going anywhere but the debtors column, no shame, no penalty, no result. If you want to punish him, then hunt him down and chop his cock off. No. You won’t . Obvs, 

I'm not going to do FGM on him, no 

But a few weeks in the GAOL would work 

If he broke lockdown laws he should be exposed yet again for the charlatan and it should come out in the enquiries but is police action really justified?    Isnt it time we laid lockdown laws to rest?  If I report my neighbour now for having a couple of mates around a few years ago in lockdown surely they would not start an investigation?

Rule 43

"but is police action really justified?"

Yes - great use of public money. Actually I think all Tory ministers should be investigated by the police for any crimes over the last day 26 years 

disgree, I think the public will consider it a waste of money just so bozo gets yet another fixed penalty notice-what will that achieve?

It reminds the plebs he can’t be trusted 

Quicker we get the Tories out the quicker we get sensible use of public money 

Happy to fund his jail time myself 

I think the plebs will start to have sympathy with him if he is investigated by the police again, he has resigned, every one knows he is a liar and hypocrite he is facing a commons investigation and will have to face a public inquiry.    Local plod farting around will achieve nothing and at the the end of it he wont be going to jail he will be getting a £100 fine or whatever.    Would prefer time was spent investigating the PPE contracts tbh.

This government won’t investigate the PPE contracts. Its whole raison d’etre is giving more money to people who already have buckets of it.

It's an odd meatshield from Guy/risky 

"Don't investigate this crime Investigate that one!' 

As a paid up member of the plebs I can assure you we care and want Boris in GAOL 

Presumably the fat useless khunt will use this as an excuse not to run as an MP next time, given the fact that he's on track to lose his seat? 'distracting from the exciting conservative message at the next election' etc etc. Possibly with an eye on a comeback the next time the Tories are a serious electoral threat. 

He’s done. They’re all done. The tories have moved on. Hello Kemi.

“As a paid up member of the plebs I can assure you we care and want Boris in GAOL”
 

who doesn’t ?  But it won’t happen by the police investigating him having mates around at chequers 

Clergs assured us every covid breach was punishable by prison

@politicsUK | BREAKING: Boris Johnson has sensationally threatened to SUE the government for giving his diary extracts to the police without telling him 

Lol

@pippecrerar The revelations that Boris Johnson has been referred to police over alleged lockdown parties at Chequers only came to light because Rishi Sunak’s government agreed to foot his legal bills for the Covid inquiry

Also lol

I'm loving that this only came out because he demanded we all pay for his legal bills

please say he does and it goes to trial.  Would be terrific entertainment.

On a side note, presumably the meatshields can all now agree that the met and sugre “investigations” were a complete whitewash?  I’m sure there were very good reasons why they failed to investigate this.

I just saw that six people were prosecuted last week in Hampshire, the Home Secretary's backyard, for breaking Covid rules. £1,100 fines each.

The prosecutions were all under Covid travel rules

- not having a Covid test on arrival in the UK

- filling in the passenger locator form incorrectly 

- not booking into a quarantine hotel Offences that happened in 2021.

Covid prosecutions could go on until 2025. Difficult to hide Boris's shenanigans with that backdrop