Marshall is it really any different to Rof. It’s just a soft play area for grown ups. Except with a couple of beers you can actually laugh. I watch it recorded so fast forward through the drivel. I do find it amusing that the ‘grown ups’ here who plainly spend a fair amount of their leisure time vociferously arguing about nothing burgers with strangers are so snobby about this guilty pleasure of mine.
I don’t watch BGT I’m afraid, but I imagine if they were Koreans they were very good. Our grand master was Master Kim Yong Ho and even at an old age he could do miraculous displays. We used to fight the Korean team and our fighters would fight against weight groups three below our own because they were so good. I was knocked clean out by one who used my knee as a pivot point for a spin side kick and I had a burn on my knee when I woke up. I also wet myself a bit
Korean they were. I think you might have enjoyed it. Look it up. Worth it for 3 minutes of your time. Arbon tonight was also sensational. As was the animal mimic.
My daughter told me to look up last year's winner and I have to confess to lolling hard a po-faced cowell's po-faced reaction. Excellent trolling by the voting audience
‘Hi vis man’ was an all time low Wang. Stick with it. There are gems to be discovered. Cowell is that rare individual who has become distinctly less curmudgeonly with age and fatherhood.
Unusual but confidence-inspiring name for an act I will admit. We Jims are immensely talented but don’t tend to like bragging about it (or our nationalities). Are you sure he’s not an imposter and is actually English Jamie trying to leech off our popularity?
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This won’t tun.
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Want a bet. There 15 shows.
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Cowell what a c unt. I’m not a betting man but sooner or later.
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He’s mellowed Bertha. Give him a break.
Fatherhood has, as I used to tell the magistrates, helped him turn his corner.
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Songs on BBC 2 (60 years of) on now. Great time travel.
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Mrs P decided she wants a bath before watching BGT. Go figure.
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The only place there’s more latex than on his face is on the faces of those who have rec
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…eived
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Just watch the dog act.
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And if you’re too aloof to enjoy that search out the display Tae Kwon do performance
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Britain has talent in the wider sense of people flown over from Korea. Can they even do burping?
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Sorry Prodders, but someone still watching this absolute tosh is nearly as desperate as Dux still watching Question Time every week.
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Marshall is it really any different to Rof. It’s just a soft play area for grown ups. Except with a couple of beers you can actually laugh. I watch it recorded so fast forward through the drivel. I do find it amusing that the ‘grown ups’ here who plainly spend a fair amount of their leisure time vociferously arguing about nothing burgers with strangers are so snobby about this guilty pleasure of mine.
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We have company so I’m recording it tonight.
NO SPOILERS THANK YOU.
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Love your attitude, PS. It's almost enough to make me watch BGT. Almost...
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Yeah, whatever I think of BGT, really glad you love it and are proud to say so!
Still don’t think this will tun though (unless you do a lot of posting).
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There are no rules that say I can’t. It could happen.
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Quick I’m having a pee. Just a little spoiler.
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On catch up now. I know you’ve all be waiting for this.
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Trufact: I was British middleweight champion at Tae Kwon Do two years running.
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What did you think of the display team or were you part of it?
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I don’t watch BGT I’m afraid, but I imagine if they were Koreans they were very good. Our grand master was Master Kim Yong Ho and even at an old age he could do miraculous displays. We used to fight the Korean team and our fighters would fight against weight groups three below our own because they were so good. I was knocked clean out by one who used my knee as a pivot point for a spin side kick and I had a burn on my knee when I woke up. I also wet myself a bit
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Korean they were.
I think you might have enjoyed it. Look it up. Worth it for 3 minutes of your time.
Arbon tonight was also sensational. As was the animal mimic.
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And search for the South African opera singer Innocent. And if not one of those impresses you I got you wrong.
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Admit it (privately if needs be) your gagging for tomorrow.
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Sorry. You’re.
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Wang I started this just for you.
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Heh thanks pal.
My daughter told me to look up last year's winner and I have to confess to lolling hard a po-faced cowell's po-faced reaction. Excellent trolling by the voting audience
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Tonight was pretty poor tbh.
The Japanese dance group were superb but nothing else stood out.
Disappointing
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‘Hi vis man’ was an all time low Wang.
Stick with it. There are gems to be discovered.
Cowell is that rare individual who has become distinctly less curmudgeonly with age and fatherhood.
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My family just watch this so as to be amused at my fury.
Absolute shyte. All of it.
None of it makes sense.
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Jim no spoilers tonight thank you very much. You neither Blair.
Will provide a review tomorrow. Guests again tonight.
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Spoiler alert:
It’s shite.
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Well there go your Moams
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Heh.
Enjoy the show when you get to see it but don’t expect any British talent to be on display.
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Ok. Once again I’ve done the heavy lifting for you cynical bunch.
3 acts to commend. The first is British Jim . About 30 minutes in. Black lady in denim.
The second about an hour in is a troupe of Kazakh gymnasts. One for you High Guise. Their pull up count will shut you up.
Finally Ghanaian dance duet.
Bin the rest. They’re the best.
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My daughter's performing arts/dance school entered and featured on saturday's show. Not going any further than that though.
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“The first is British Jim”
Unusual but confidence-inspiring name for an act I will admit. We Jims are immensely talented but don’t tend to like bragging about it (or our nationalities). Are you sure he’s not an imposter and is actually English Jamie trying to leech off our popularity?
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Jim have you actually thought about googling my reccos.
In the event you do, so tell me I'm wrong. It cant be any worse than following Yorks CC and the county championship these days?
You're not a lawyer cynic. Feed you soul
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