Arabic

some boys were mugging me off on the train in a version of this (ok it MIGHT have been some other middle eastern language how the hell would I know but they looked Arabish)

anyway, got me thinking about how hard arabic is to learn and how depressing it is that I will never know the Arab speaking version of me.

She probably mostly complains about hijabs and tabbouleh tbh.

well they looked like nice young men really

they were being annoying about the door and I was trying to show them how to open it and one of them said "LONDON?" in a sarcastic pidgin english way and I was like fook you then man. They milled about in the vestibule and I went around the other side and opened the door for them from the outside.

Which was pretty satisfying aggressive magnanimity tbh but it would have been better if I could have added "you're fooking welcome by the way" in Arabic.

"they were being annoying about the door and I was trying to show them how to open it and one of them said "LONDON?" in a sarcastic pidgin english way"

You should totally go all alpha female on his ass.