Irwin Mitchell's London office was abandoned this week because of a flood.

Staff were instructed not to come to work on Monday or Tuesday and sources report that they were still waiting to get the negligence machine rolling again on Wednesday. An insider reported at the time that disaster recovery efforts were hampered because "no one can find the disaster recovery plans".

Other insiders told RollOnFriday that the office was flooded on Sunday, but that management's exhortations to work from home in the meantime were in vain, because "no one took any files with them". Apparently it was also discovered that the firm did not own the necessary licences to allow staff to log on remotely.

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A spokesman for Irwin Mitchell said that a "water leak" shorted critical electrical systems which prompted the landlord to evacuate the building, but that the office was open on Wednesday. He also said that staff were able to take away files, there were no problems with working remotely, that "business carried on as usual" and absolutely denied that at any point the entire building reared up into the air before slipping quietly under the waves down, down, down to a cold and silent grave.

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Comments

Anonymous 19 February 16 08:52

Business as usual - too funny! The partners don't have any clients. We have nothing to do. Management are in Sheffield and either don't know or don't care. We couldn't get any help from Thomas Eggar because their computers weren't working! We are doomed and no one seems to care!!!

Anonymous 19 February 16 19:28

Anon 8.52, it's blindingly obvious which team you're in. Why not do everyone else a favour and either (i) try and maintain some semblance of professional pride and keep your comments to yourself or (ii) crack on and get a job elsewhere. The latter would be best but, given your attitude, I doubt anyone would hire you.

Anonymous 19 February 16 20:25

Anon 19:28. Why bother with professional pride, when clearly as a member of the IM elite you are too blind to see the ship is sinking. The rats may desert or be encourage to by you but in the interests of professional survival you might want to see sense and join them. A flood might be the least of the issues coming round the corner.

Anonymous 19 February 16 20:42

Anon 19.28 you must be referring to the four commercial litigation partners who resigned this week, no?

Anonymous 19 February 16 20:44

About time the PI partners asked why BLS staff are paid more and do less than anyone else. Ridiculous.

Anonymous 19 February 16 23:13

No one needs to worry. The powers that be seem to think our new friends in TE will save the day. Do they really think we are that stupid? There are more resignations to come. If this carries on, no will want anyone from IM. How many careers will be ruined by the inept leadership and lack of results?

Anonymous 20 February 16 10:43

anon 19.28 - A member of the IM elite and/or one of the Brainwashed. I'm pretty sure your assumptions about which team the 8.52 comment came from are wrong. You'd be surprised. Which is of course part of the problem.

Anonymous 20 February 16 10:52

20.44 - I don't know but I would guess it's because the government has tried to stop firms like IM bankrupting the NHS with 100% success fees, so PI's profitability is diminishing at an alarming rate?

Anonymous 23 February 16 08:34

Thomas Eggar made a laughably poor job of merging with Pritchard Englefield (a boutique Anglo-German corporate/property firm). TE basically ignored the existing practice and in effect used the merger to cram their London lawyers into PE's office, which had a good location opposite Liverpool Street and then haemorrhaged all of the international work. TE and IM really are the fat kids waiting to be picked in the football line-up, whom no-one really wants and who eventually end up scuffing the ball around together.

Anonymous 24 February 16 21:12

I would think any litigator managed by a Scottish debt collector would resign. The bite back at 08.52 by the Toady made me laugh. Nice to see the pi lot are having a go at the business lot too. Must be galling to have to subsidise a division which is managed by those who don't have the ability to deliver on the pipe dream.
Next year Rodney our commercial division will deliver and we'll be millionaires. Keep dreaming boys.

Anonymous 24 February 16 21:30

One of the rotund partners IM has in abundance fell down the toilet. The tsunami that followed flooded the office. Remember, where there's blame there's a claim so the Chinese all you can eat buffet is going to get it.

Anonymous 28 February 16 14:47

Irwin Mitchell cannot build a commercial division. There is massive dissatisfaction that the promises made to lure people are never delivered on. The commercial division cannot scale up for several reasons. Reputation, conflicts, lack of decent work and unimpressive managers mean the recruitment agents have given up trying and IM's clumsy direct approaches have become renowned for being a bit of a joke. Is there anybody who hasn't yet been approached?
As profits dwindle the PI partners will get fed up of funding a failing division which will never do much apart from bump along the bottom. I think the firm will look very different in 3 years time.

Anonymous 28 February 16 20:56

The head of planning and the head of construction have gone already this year. 5 partners have left in the last couple of months. Others are working their notices. It is not a happy ship.