Americano

My go-to to-go coffee order is a soya cappuccino

my go-to drink in coffee order is an espresso

double espresso with fizzy water and ice.

Usually an americano or if they do some manner of good filter coffee

Anything with an extra shot.

250g bag of whole bean from Redemption Roasters. 

Caramel macchiato because I’m a child and secretly hate coffee.

You may as well just have a hot chocolate

Yep

An espresso with a healthy side of death wishes to people ordering anything else

black americano

Rolling double espressos

Filter coffee, milk on the side. If there is none, Americano.

black double strength americano

nb truly spoken, black americans is an oxymoron

er, a tautology even

Black Americans?

Pre-Columbian peoples.

fooksake thickos 

“BLACK AMERICANO” is a tautology. Strictly, any Americano is black. If it has milk in, it is not a true Americano.

Long Black. One sugar. Skim milk 

In a coffee shop, it's a cortado. 

Skinny latte with extra shot

I like to order a six shot espresso in Gails so the warming banter that ensues makes me feel less hollow to be in the satanic smoke 

Really expensive is how much 

Oh for the mornings of a double espresso and a marlby light

I remember in an american chain called green bean there was a thing called mother of all coffees. Was a triple espresso topped up with filter coffee.

It's a bit late for coffee. Do you have any Duvel? Never mind. I've brought my own. 

Long black or, if I'm feeling fruity, long mac

Americano with milk

OR

Long black with cold milk

Octoman Duvel is alright but you can do a lot better on the Beligan beer front. Used to live just over the border in the Netherlands so tried a lot.

Decaf Cappuccino with skimmed milk.

Or as my last junior called it "a cup of brown water".

I can't have caffeine and i like the froth.  Plus it makes people in the queue like Jelly slightly feral.  I see that as a positive public service.  Like a precursor to the lovely aggressive oomph they will get from their espressos. 

😕

Is that what made u blind tom. 

On second thoughts can I just have an espresso martini?

Mocha because of my chocolate addiction. I limit myself to one every month. 

macchiato 

but tbf I usually make coffee at home 

Same for me bailey

And it"s still a treat!

flat white

Flat white before about 1000, black drip/filter after that. None after about 1400, unless required for a bit of pep.

Today I’ve had one cappuccino and one espresso - both very good - procured from uber poncey coffee shops in “that Lundun” (bit in inverted commas in a Darlo accent). 
Thinking of switching to that new fangled flat white style for my order in all but aforesaid poncey London outlets as generally in England when you order a cappuccino you get a latte - am I right that a flat white is more likely like a cappuccino than a latte is?

Flat white, or cortado if feeling edgy

I just want a black filter coffee. It's rarely available and I'm forced to have an americano instead, which is inevitably too hot to drink for ages and just not as good. 

I like those drip filter things they give you to fiddle with. I pretend to prefer the specialty African beans. Costs a bit more. Not for the expresso crowd. They wouldn't know. Instant decaf is best but it's so hard to find these days. 

Flat white 

Any roffers going khuntstyle with this? https://www.timeout.com/london/news/the-uks-most-expensive-cup-of-coffee-is-being-sold-in-mayfair-for-265-041824#:~:text=But%20one%20London%20spot%20is,It's%20Britain's%20most%20expensive%20coffee.