Mr Tickle would be a great keeper.

Mr Rush could be useful.  

Mr Nobody as a false 9.

Yes deffo. But I'd play a 4-4-2. 

Bounce and Small up front. Agile.

Bump would need to come off injured but would have him as an attacking midfielder in the starting XI. 

Strong would be in defence. 

Tickle in goal. Great arms. 

4-2-3-1 formation.

Actually this more complicated than I thought. Where would Jelly and Uppity play? 

Mr Tall would be useful for set pieces. 

Mr Impossible has made it onto the women's team. 

Can we request Mr Forgetful as ref?

Lollers! 

Mr Mean protecting the back 4.

Probably want Mr Good in there somewhere too.

Mr Clever as manager?

Mr Noisy has absolutely massive feet. Must be useful.

You'd want Perfect, Marvelous, then Good, in that order, for the inevitable penalty shootout

I reckon Mr Silly might be good in goal for penalties. Thinking of Grobbelaar and his wobbly legs. Surely he’d put the strikers off.

Should we have Mr Cheerful on the bench to avoid Ronaldo-type situations?

Mr Tickle behind the goalie for penalties

Good shout Guy. Mr Tickle between the sticks for most of the match then subbed for specialist penalty keeper Mr Silly whilst Tickle “warms down” behind the goal.

Now this is a WC I would watch even if it was hosted on N Korea.